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Report 78.CAR.1095.4.a
Oasis

I have to admit: this is an impressive terraform. The planet is horrifically dangerous, one of the most noxious atmospheres anyone has attempted to convert, but while you’re within the conversion you’ll feel like Cleopatra in Alexandria.

The area they’ve managed to transform is rather petite, but I’ve never seen a colony pack so much into such a small space. With a little more time I think I can get my hands on some of the financials – I’d love to know what it takes to create an eden in hell (not to be confused with actual Eden on Artera II). As expected the art and culture is almost the “best” you can find anywhere (44.BOH), especially if you are unable to resist the pretentious and needlessly expensive.

The best part of the entire operation is, hands down, the beaches. They’ve created what feels like an endless ocean view even within the enclosure and the temperature is always “just right” all the time. If we could figure out how to do this to entire planets (and let regular people live there), I think we’d all just say fuck fixing Earth and settle down for good.

They’re taking a big risk with the excursions. They offer the tourists pretty high-end, late-model pressure suits and they seem to keep a close eye on them, but it still seems like one false step in those canyons and a piece of razor-sharp rock would be happy to introduce you to enough sulphuric acid to fry your lungs in a breath.

Everything you need to know about the “cultural capital of the galaxy” can be summed up in the name of their grand, inspirational city: Bohemia.
Report 44.BOH.1095.4.a

Excerpts from a sales brochure entitled: Welcome to Cairus, the getaway of a lifetime! “A planetoid of stunning natural beauty whose inhospitable atmosphere has been tamed and transformed into an Oasis just for you!”
Excerpts from a sales brochure entitled: Welcome to Cairus, the getaway of a lifetime! “A one-of-a-kind lifestyle experience for one-of-a-kind customers.”
Excerpts from a sales brochure entitled: Welcome to Cairus, the getaway of a lifetime! “Exciting exhibition matches, decadent casinos, classic and exotic cuisine, natural and unnatural wonders – surrounded by those who know the importance and the pleasure of the finer things in life.”